NonSensical Chef Rants: Episode 22 – RIP Adam Yauch, Hello Le Bernardin

The boys head to West 3rd Common for a nice recap of their lunch at Le Bernardin and to talk to Chef David Scott Walker about the upcoming Founder’s Beer Dinner which he and our very own Travis will be doing on May 30, 2012. We recently had found out about the passing of Beastie Boy founder, Adam Yauch… so forgive us for drunkenly forgetting to mention it. Recorded 05/04/2012

Also… please contact Chef Walker at chefdavidscottwalker@gmail.com if you wish to go to the Founders Beer Dinner on May 30, 2012. Expect links on our Twitter and Facebook soon

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We can’t keep this NonSensical beast going without you. Please, PLEASE, PLEASE tell your friends about us. You and them should be following us on every medium possible AND dropping us love. And of course, we will do the same.

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WHILE you are at it, do the same for “THREE GUYS ON“. These t

hree comics from D.C. are HILARIOUS and are go-to podcast for humor. AND… they put one out TWICE a week! Talk about a work ethic!

FACEBOOK: NonSensical Chef Rants

TWITTER: @NCRChefs

Travis: @ChefTravieso

Gregorio: @Chef_Gregorio

And as always, you can e-mail us questions, topics, suggestions at nonsensicalchefrants@gmail.com

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You can listen by clicking – NonSensical Chef Rants Episode 22 – or via iTunes


A NonSensical Plea to the Travel Channel and Food Fans

The Things I Endure for Food

The celebrity chef is overrated. The Food Traveler shows inundate the cable landscape and the hosts are becoming more PC and cookie cutter. The Television-viewing Public is tiring of Reality TV shows. So why do I want in? Why do I think that Travis and I (the incomparable NonSensical Chef Rants) can change the lay of the land, bring new flavor to THE LAYOVER, and bring glory, humor, and passion BACK into this genre?

Apparently, even I don’t know the answer to these questions. The above paragraph has sat on my desktop for two weeks now. Each additional sentence or paragraph subsequently deleted while cursing like a mad man.

That’s not true. I wouldn’t have been smacking this keyboard around and furiously scribbling in my notepad if there wasn’t a spark of insanity and reason for me to be doing this.

My name is Gregorio Pedroza. I’m a cook, friend, idiosyncratic son and brother, and a dreamer. My resume reads like an ADHD Journeyman: computer engineer, actor, concierge, watch salesman, chef. Life is my obsession. Experiences are my goals. If there is something to be done or had, I want it. I want it now.

Food has been the venue in which I’ve gotten closer and closer to my goal of world travel and cultural understanding. You should see the mantle above my computer right now: French Cooking (Child), Founding Foodies and Da Vinci’s Kitchen (DeWitt), The Whole Beast (Henderson), Indian Cookery, Charcuterie, Portuguese Table, etc etc etc etc.  Even here in New York, I’ve managed to find small eateries where the staff’s indigenous cuisine have been nice enough to tell me their stories. Telling them that you’re a cook always gives them cart-blanche to talk about their food, home, and lives. I love that. Look back at my New Orleans post and podcast and you’ll see what I mean.

A union of Travel Channel’s resources,  my hunger for food/knowledge and ability to try anything, AND (of course) Travis’ energetic willingness to “never say die” would make for an epic show. THE LAYOVER is all about making the best out of a situation where you have only 24-48 hours in one given location. Every single host on every show have already experienced the world. And perhaps, you want take the advice from those who have already been there. Why wouldn’t you want to see these places from the Point of View from newcomers? Two knuckleheads who would be new to the area… just like you!! You give us that time frame to root out all the cool, fun, and fascinating spots in any given location, and I promise you great television, hilarious shenanigans, and that you will take away something very important: the story of the people.

The possibilities are endless! Even amongst ourselves, the personalities are quite different so as to create a cornucopia of wonderfulness. See Travis getting blitzed in a pub in Ireland. Is that Gregorio eating guinea pig in Ecuador? Are they both passed out in front of an Iberico Ham stall in Spain? Why yes, that is the NCR crew cooking in the wilds of Africa or helping out in the rice paddies in China! Being the sadist that I am, I would have to drag Travis to a few museums and special food historical spots around the world. In return, I think I’d let him convince me to jump out of a plane or run with them ornery bulls in Spain (Seriously, if you only have 48 hours in Spain, you may as well run with the bulls. If you’re lucky, you may have to extend your stay. Painfully, but you’d still be in Spain)

And what about our very own U. S. of A?! I’m sure many of us look towards traveling the world as our idealistic goals, but think nothing of rooting around the culture, food, people, and silliness of our own backyard! Forget the usual fish catching in Seattle or skiing in Aspen… I want watering holes, odd trivia, and groups of eclectic people who are fiercely proud of their city and their country.

The possibilities are endless, my friends. Travis and I know no fear. Our pension for food, knowledge, and experience are television gold… but we can’t do it alone. Keep getting the word out on us. The podcast, the videos, the blogs… everything. Do what you can… and we’ll keep bringing you the NonSensicals. And thank you again for taking the time to include myself and Travis in your lives. We are truly grateful

~ Gregorio Pedroza
“I eat, therefore I am”


The One Where We Officially State Our Intentions to Be the New Hosts of THE LAYOVER


The NonSensical Chef Rants Drinking Game

This is the link to the NonSensical Chef Rants Drinking Game. All rights and props go to TANYA WEIMAN!

NCR DRINKING GAME


NonSensical Chef Rants: Episode 21 – Philly Cheesesteaks and Bald Asians

Why? Cuz we love the hot stuff

And the baby steps into Year TWO begin with Jameson Whiskey Gold Reserve, and a ballsy move at becoming the new hosts of THE LAYOVER

Welcome back fellow food fanatics! This week, we tear into Philly, Cancer and baldness for a good cause, DC comics doing good things, cheesesteaks, and a menagerie of randomness

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CALL TO ARMS!

We can’t keep this NonSensical beast going without you. Please, PLEASE, PLEASE tell your friends about us. You and them should be following us on every medium possible AND dropping us love. And of course, we will do the same.

Via iTunes: NonSensical Chef Rants and click SUBSCRIBE FREE. ALSO, Rate and Review us. It’s the only way to get us on the iTunes Algorithm and up on the charts.

WHILE you are at it, do the same for “THREE GUYS ON“. These t

hree comics from D.C. are HILARIOUS and are go-to podcast for humor. AND… they put one out TWICE a week! Talk about a work ethic!

FACEBOOK: NonSensical Chef Rants

TWITTER: @NCRChefs

Travis: @ChefTravieso

Gregorio: @Chef_Gregorio

And as always, you can e-mail us questions, topics, suggestions at nonsensicalchefrants@gmail.com

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You can listen by clicking – NonSensical Chef Rants Episode 21 – or via iTunes


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NonSensical Chef Rants: Episode 20 – Two Dudes, One Mic, ONE YEAR!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, EVERYONE!

Thank you one and all for making Year One a fun one. Tune in and enjoy a good one about Baohaus, our first fan, and we even answer a couple of listener questions!

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CALL TO ARMS!

We can’t keep this NonSensical beast going without you. Please, PLEASE, PLEASE tell your friends about us. You and them should be following us on every medium possible AND dropping us love. And of course, we will do the same.

Via iTunes: NonSensical Chef Rants and click SUBSCRIBE FREE. ALSO, Rate and Review us. It’s the only way to get us on the iTunes Algorithm and up on the charts.

WHILE you are at it, do the same for “THREE GUYS ON“. These three comics from D.C. are HILARIOUS and are go-to podcast for humor. AND… they put one out TWICE a week! Talk about a work ethic!

FACEBOOK: NonSensical Chef Rants

TWITTER: @NCRChefs

Travis: @ChefTravieso

Gregorio: @Chef_Gregorio

And as always, you can e-mail us questions, topics, suggestions at nonsensicalchefrants@gmail.com

 


Shamrock, Shakes and Shenanigans

SHAMROCKS, SHAKES, AND SHENANIGANS

 

 

The Nonsensical Chefs are preparing themselves for an epic few weeks with Chef Gregorio’s birthday around bend and as almost as epic, that time of the year where everybody gets to pretend they are Irish and drink themselves into oblivion, puking their gets out and hallucinating about wee little leprechauns stealing their pots of gold. As you guessed it St Patrick’s Days is upon us and celebrations are under way.

 

Many of us know why we celebrate Patty’s Day, its simple to get DRUNK! No that cant be it… it’s the day we all get to pretend were Irish and then get DRUNK! After all that’s what the Irish is known for!

 

Contrary to popular belief that the day is solely based on getting drunk, St Patrick’s Day dates back to AD 387-461, to honor and commemorate the most commonly recognized of the patron saints of Ireland St. Patrick. In 432 as a bishop he returned to Ireland to Christianize the native Irish from their polytheistic ways. As it is told St Patrick used a shamrock to explain he Holy Trinity, after nearly 30 years of evangelism he dies on March 17th 461.

 

Originally the color that was associated with St Patrick was blue, however over the years green became the color of choice. Green ribbons and shamrocks were worn to celebrate St. Patrick.1903; Saint Patrick’s Day became an official public holiday in Ireland. The first Saint Patrick’s Day parade held in the Irish Free State was held in Dublin in 1931 and was reviewed by the then Minister of Defense Desmond Fitzgerald. Although secular celebrations now exist, the holiday remains a religious observance in Ireland, for both the Roman Catholic Church and the Church of Ireland. In the mid-1990s the government of the Republic of Ireland began a campaign to use Saint Patrick’s Day to showcase Ireland and its culture. The government set up a group called St Patrick’s Day Festival, with the aim to Project, internationally, an accurate image of Ireland as a creative, professional and sophisticated country with wide appeal, as we approach the new millennium.

 

The government set out to accomplish more than that but let’s face it that one explains it all. Lets see how well we have accomplished or aided in portraying the Irish image. McDonalds has brought back the Shamrock Shake because when I think Irish I think Shamrock Shakes from McDonalds. These money grubbing bastards always try to infiltrate our gullabilities by pushing their horrible, tasteless, god-awful products down our throats. We do nothing to stop their peddling of shit, granted its quite hard to take a down a major conglomerate as shitty as McDonalds, just remember their farm to table now!! I digress ill rant on more about McDonalds when the NCR boys talk about Monsanto and GMO!

 

The St Patrick Day Parade is arguably the best parade out their today, showcasing the Irish heritage as dancers and bag pipers, dance and rejoice as they march down road.  People dressed in green, waving the Irish flag back and forth, truly and generally proud to be Irish or at least of Irish descent. You would think with the copious amounts of alcohol being consumed and the abundance of drunken women there would be more accounts of people being raped. Unlike some people and their parades very little of that is done, well at least reported anyway. Mainly because the Irish know how to handle their alcohol and most Irish women can out drink any man that crosses their path and kick their ass.

 

The only problem with St Patrick’s Day is of course amateurs. These imbeciles who go above and beyond being drunk and start being assholes; you know the kind we all do. The newbie drinkers get sloppy drunk, start causing fights, which puke at the bar and on them, well before the strike of noon.  The next level up of drinkers do the same thing but it’s in the mid afternoon. Everyone hates these people and if your reading this make sure your not one of them or with a group that has them, because although you may not be one you will all get categorized in that way. You are guilty by association!

 

True St Patrick Day veterans know how to get incredibly drunk have a good time and know how not to be one of those assholes. The veterans know to get drunk in the morning and pace themselves so the party doesn’t end to the wee late hours of the night, preferably sleeping in someone else’s bed.

 

When St. Patrick’s Day roles around do me favor be a veteran not a newb!

 

I’m not saying I have been everywhere and have seen everything I am just one man voicing his opinion. This is Lucien Dantes till next time!

 

 


NonSensical Chef Rants: Episode 19 – And the Oscar Goes to…

A shorty but a goodie today! We missed everyone, so we bellied up to the mic and gave you our tired best.

Oscars, Davy Jones, In n Out, Chocolate and MORE! Tune in and hit us up.

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CALL TO ARMS!

We can’t keep this NonSensical beast going without you. Please, PLEASE, PLEASE tell your friends about us. You and them should be following us on every medium possible AND dropping us love. And of course, we will do the same.

Via iTunes: NonSensical Chef Rants and click SUBSCRIBE FREE. ALSO, Rate and Review us. It’s the only way to get us on the iTunes Algorithm and up on the charts.

WHILE you are at it, do the same for “THREE GUYS ON“. These three comics from D.C. are HILARIOUS and are go-to podcast for humor. AND… they put one out TWICE a week! Talk about a work ethic!

FACEBOOK: NonSensical Chef Rants

TWITTER: @NCRChefs

Travis: @ChefTravieso

Gregorio: @Chef_Gregorio

And as always, you can e-mail us questions, topics, suggestions at nonsensicalchefrants@gmail.com


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